March 13, 2008 - Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime...
March 03, 2008 - Hang Up the Chick Habit... Hang It Up Daddy...
February 22, 2008 - Ground Control to Major Tom...
January 05, 2008 - Don't They Know I'm Up Here All Alone...?
August 16, 2007 - Have You Ever Sat Down in the Fresh Cut Grass, Thought About the Moment and When It Will Pass?
July 28, 2007 - Turn Me Back Into the Man I Was When We Met, I Was Happier Then With No Mind-Set
April 26, 2007 - Everything Skips Like a Broken Record, Everything Skips...
April 09, 2007 - Fill Up Your Mind with All That You Know, Don't Forget That Your Body Can Let It All Go...
December 05, 2006 - Baby Bias....
September 04, 2006 - Do You Come from a Land Down Under....
August 10, 2006 - Fill Me With Your Light...
July 24, 2006 - Who Knows, Maybe There Isn't A Vein of Stars Calling Out My Name....
February 20, 2006 - There Are Different Names, For the Same Things...
February 15, 2006 - The Power of Love is a Curious Thing....
January 16, 2006 - I Sold My Soul to the Company Store...
January 09, 2006 - If Heaven and Hell decide, that they both are satisfied....
September 21, 2005 - Everybody's Going to the Party, Have a Real Good Time....
July 30, 2005 - Until We Break....
June 26, 2005 - Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun....
April 19, 2005 - It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To.....
March 09, 2005 - Can You Hear Me....
February 24, 2005 - I Am the King of the Divan.....
February 18, 2005 - When You Wish Upon a Star...
February 17, 2005 - Tired of the Life I Was Facing....
February 04, 2005 - I Never Thought You'd Be a Junkie.....
January 27, 2005 - When I Cross That Line, I'm Gonna Make You Mine, I'M STROKER ACE!!!! STROKER ACE!!!
January 19, 2005 - You Have To Sleep Late When You Can, And All Your Bad Days Will End............
January 17, 2005 - Hit Me Baby, One More Time....
January 14, 2005 - Tell Everybody Waiting For Superman... That They Should Try to Hold On the Best They Can....
January 12, 2005 - You've Made My Shit List...
January 11, 2005 - I Don't Want Anybody Else, When I Think About You I.....
January 11, 2005 - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)....
January 10, 2005 - I Whisper Through My Donut, "Hey Baby-Baby Light That Ass On Fire..."
December 10, 2004 - I'm Saving This One for the A&R Showcase
October 24, 2004 - Wham! Bam! Thanks Spaceman!
September 09, 2004 - I Love L.A. (The Definitive Super-Ultra Remix Version)
August 27, 2004 - Fuck the Pain Away....
August 12, 2004 - Free Bird (SKYNARD!)...
July 27, 2004 - If You Could Save Yourself, You'd Save Us All.....
June 28, 2004 - Last Dance with Mary Jane...
June 24, 2004 - Don't Be Afraid, Your Eyes Are Just Closed....
May 22, 2004 - Everyone's Been Cheated for the 21st Century....
May 17, 2004 - We Would Say Nothing Would Come Between Us, Two Dreamers....
April 25, 2004 - Old Friends, Old Friends....
April 19, 2004 - They Say It's Your Birthday...
April 12, 2004 - God Himself Did Make Us Into Corresponding Shapes....
April 08, 2004 - Around the World....
March 28, 2004 - Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away.... Come Down Now.....
February 28, 2004 - Keep Fishing If Your Sail Is True...
February 25, 2004 - Build Your Own Container Garden Design...
February 13, 2004 - Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain...
February 03, 2004 - The Dreams in Which I'm Dying Are the Best I've Ever Had....
February 02, 2004 - You've Got to Work It, Before You Jerk It....
January 24, 2004 - Everybody Dies Frustrated and Sad....
January 21, 2004 - Shit List....
January 11, 2004 - If I Ever Leave This World Alive.....
January 01, 2004 - Used to Be One of the Rotten Ones....
November 19, 2003 - They Give No Fuck.....
October 23, 2003 - All We Have Is Now....
October 09, 2003 - Welcome to My World....
August 09, 2003 - I Know What Boys Like....
August 06, 2003 - Thank You Jack White (For My Sock Puppet Jesus)....
July 30, 2003 - You Little Punks Think You Own This Town....
July 18, 2003 - Shake Your Groove Thing/Thang....
June 13, 2003 - Paranoid Android....
May 15, 2003 - Still Crazy After All These Years...
May 13, 2003 - I Lost My Lucky Ball and Chain...
May 06, 2003 - Nobody Said It'd Be Easy...
February 23, 2003 - Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop....
February 19, 2003 - Oh the Weather Outside is Frightful...
February 15, 2003 - Domi Origato Mr. Roboto....
January 31, 2003 - Where's Your Head At?
January 20, 2003 - I've Got a Flair, For Pulling Your Hair, For Making You Crazy.... It's Something I Do Well....
January 12, 2003 - You Might Grow Up to Be a Fish...
January 08, 2003 - And now for a commercial break...
January 07, 2003 - I Don't Give a Fuck about Anything...
January 05, 2003 - The Soundtrack Starts, The Scene Begins....
December 28, 2002 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas....
December 07, 2002 - Oh, To Be Young and Forgetful...
November 28, 2002 - Sweet Home, Chicago....
November 10, 2002 - We're Through Being Cool....
November 06, 2002 - Another Day Down the Drain....
November 06, 2002 - You Bawl Like the Baby in Eraserhead....
November 02, 2002 - A Story of Challenge
October 23, 2002 - Someone Come and Take Me Away....
October 20, 2002 - I Dig the White Boys....
October 18, 2002 - Smoking Cigarettes, Wasting Your Time...
October 10, 2002 - Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground...
September 25, 2002 - Guess I'm Doin' Fine...
September 12, 2002 - Life Would Be Wonderful....
August 26, 2002 - I Love L.A. (Part 84)
August 14, 2002 - I Love L.A.! (Part Two)
August 11, 2002 - We Love L.A. Part 1
July 27, 2002 - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger....
July 10, 2002 - They Just Seem a Little Weird....
July 03, 2002 - Y'all Are Brutalizing Me....
June 26, 2002 - All Disco Dancing Must End In Broken Bones...
June 21, 2002 - Waving My Dick in the Wind.....
June 12, 2002 - Hollywood Ending...
May 25, 2002 - Catcher in the Rye... or the Ass... Whichever... Completely Up to You....
May 17, 2002 - Goddamn Right, It's a Beautiful Day...
May 10, 2002 - Hush Little Baby...
May 09, 2002 - A Breastacular Problem....
May 07, 2002 - You Want It? Too Bad... You Got This Instead...
May 01, 2002 - It Takes a Lot of Talent to Come Up with This Shit... And by Talent, I of course Mean Beer....
April 27, 2002 - Giving the Site a Metaphorical Breast Reduction...
April 07, 2002 - Remember That Whole "Hope Is Not Lost" Thing...? Yeah... Uh... Forget I Said That...
March 05, 2002 - Where Social Outcasts Come to Be Social...
March 04, 2002 - Hey Ladies....
March 03, 2002 - You Came Twice Last Year Like A Sears Catalouge...
March 03, 2002 - I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty....
March 27, 2001 - Everybody Over There Say "Woo Woo!"
February 19, 2002 - Hope Is Not Lost... It Just Misplaced It's Keys....
February 16, 2002 - Dat Shit is Dyn-o-Miiiittteee!
February 07, 2002 - Hehehe... He said Cock...
February 04, 2002 - TOUCH ME!
January 23, 2002 - Don't You Point That Accusing Finger at Me... ACK! My eye!!!
January 08, 2002 - Mmmmm, Beer
January 01, 2002 - Bitches and Gentlemen, We Invite You to Par-tay...
December 09, 2001 - And Now For a Message from an Ebonics Speaking Mofo (Man)...
December 04, 2001 - I Fucking Represent.
December 01, 2001 - Skin-A-Max
November 30, 2001 - I Should Add That Stupid People Need To Read The Fine Print.
November 30, 2001 - Remember, Much Like 'Nam, There Are No Rules Here. Welcome to Our World.
November 29, 2001 - Fuck You, We Do Too Have Enough Content
2001-11-28 - What's the Point? Do You People Even Read the Fucking Titles of This Shit Anyway? HMMM?!?!?!?
2001-11-25 - Go Fuck Yourself
2001-11-25 - Behold the Power of Government Cheese
2001-11-22 - Thanksgiving is a Time for Giving... PAIN!
2001-11-13 - A Fuckbot, A Fuckbot, My Kingdom for a Fuckbot!!!
2001-11-12 - A Brief History of Lingerie
2001-11-05 - Hooray for Boobies!
2001-11-04 - Caught With My Pants Down.
2001-11-01 - Public Service Anouncement
2001-10-31 - Yo Mama, Osama
2001-10-31 - You Can Hear the Reindeer Cries, Wedged in Chimney, Santa Dies; Although He Kicked and Did Perspire, His Chestnuts Roasted on an Open Fire...
2001-10-30 - A Story of Happiness
2001-10-26 - And You Think You Have Problems....
2001-10-19 - Warning: The Following Rant Contains Sexually Explicit Material, May Not Be Suitable for Children, Nuns, or Small Dogs.
2001-10-10 - There's No Such Thing as "Bad Touch"
2001-10-06 - Gods and Monsters and Prime-Time
2001-09-25 - A Story Without a Point
2001-09-15 - Why do they keep coming to me to die, God? Why?
2001-08-25 - If I were decapitated in a car accident, would you give me head?
2001-08-11 - If Jack was stuck on a ladder, would you help Jack off?
2001-07-22 - When I say "Aww" you say "Yeah!"
2001-07-14 - The Lonely Swedish
2001-07-12 - A Brief Rant
2001-07-11 - On-Line Personal Hell
2001-07-08 - The Premiere